Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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