I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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