Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
dude. I can hear the air.
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