Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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