Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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