More tranny stories later!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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