I like to think it a success when the cops are called
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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