my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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