I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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