Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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