I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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