so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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