Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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