Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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