Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
try to milk me bitch
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