I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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