yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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