Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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