rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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