Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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