VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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