Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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