so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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