Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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