distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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