would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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