They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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