Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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