on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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