If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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