Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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