I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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