If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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