I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
did you just send me my own nude
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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