quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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