Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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