is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
organizing the empties. That sober.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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