Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
3pm strippers are depressing
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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