North Korea, Best Korea!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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