you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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