she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The Olympian is in my bed
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
