But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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