People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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