Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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