I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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