Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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