She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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