did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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