What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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