well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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