Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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