So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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