3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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