you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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