i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
