yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
