And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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