I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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