I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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