some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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