I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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