know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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